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Razor

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A sharpened rock tied to a stick. For hygiene!

Theoretically, it can be used to shave an animal.

You're not coming near my legs!

One must keep oneself presentable.

If only I had aftershave.

A small blade, but a blade nonetheless.

If only the world had a single neck.

I watched my father use one of these.

This is just for shaving.

I've never seen a serrated razor before.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A personal hygiene implement.

FOR HAIR ON'ST CHINNY CHIN CHIN

Why did I build this?

My skin is too strong for hairs!

A true lumberjack never shaves.

Shavin's fer princes and lawyers.

Sharp

EXFOLIATE!