Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Is that my beard?

Wagstaff

Hirsute.

Walani

Ew.

Warbucks

Rather unrefined.

Warly

Unappetizing.

Wigfrid

Odin's beard 'tis a fine rug.

Maxwell

Ugh.

Webber

It's kinda scratchy.

Wendy

Ew.

Wheeler

Don't ask where the hair came from.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Entirely inappropriate.

Wilba

'TIS MADE O' UNPIG CHIN HAIR

Willow

Ew.

Wolfgang

Is manly.

Woodie

Good use for beard hair.

Woodlegs

Aye. Must've been a fine beard.

Wormwood

Ground thing

WX-78

GROUND ACCESSORY MADE FROM DISGUSTING HUMAN HAIR