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Survivor

Hedgehog Rug

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I can step on you!

Charming.

No animals were harmed in the making of this rug.

Charming.

Sweet!

Its cuteness hath conquered mine heart!

An animal that warms my feet.

Cute!

Ornamentation is pointless.

A pretty little rug.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Soft enough.

'TIS A RUG O' CUTE UNPIG

Ugly. And boring.

Wolfgang like stepping on cute thing.

Yep. That's a rug.

'Tis a strange sail what lays on'na deck.

Ground thing

WARNING: CUTENESS OVERLOAD