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Survivor

Metal Rug

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I better test its metal.

Riveting.

Meh. It could be softer.

Not very comforting.

Palatable.

Metal doth not comfort mine feet.

Dangerous.

Not really that soft, is it?

Hard. Like life.

Bare bones. Actually bare metal.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Entirely nonfunctional.

'TIS FLAT METAL FOR FLOOR

Can't even set this on fire.

Is cold on Wolfgang's feets.

Not very comfy, is it?

'Tis too slippery fer'a ship.

Ground thing

I APPROVE OF THIS GROUND ACCESSORY