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War Saddle

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The only problem is the saddle sores.

Requires a small sacrifice of rabbits for the sake of a war machine.

A saddle fit for a queen.

This will take a beating.

Durable.

I ride to victory or death!

At least it affords some dignity to the rider.

We'll have lots of fun riding on this.

Oh, how we bend creatures to our ill intent.

Extra durable for the extra adventurous.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A favorite perch of generals and assorted warlords.

'TIS COMFY SEAT FOR HAIRY BACK RIDE

I'm going to raze some villages!

We ride like kings!

Makes me feel like a Mountie.

Fit fer an'admiral that is.

Shaggy Buddy Fight Thing

DOMINATE ALL CREATURES