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Saddlehorn

Wilson P. Higgsbury

This could take a saddle off.

A length of curved metal for wresting a saddle off a beast's back.

Oh, that'll help getting the saddle off.

For those stubborn saddles.

It's like a spatula for a saddle.

Mighty steeds can be unsaddled with this.

And I may never put it back on.

Leaves the beast nakey.

I'm only taking back what's mine.

A shoehorn for a saddle.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A device for forceful unfurnishment.

TAKETH OFF THE HAIRY BACK SEATS

I bet it stinks under the saddle.

I won't hurt you, hair cow!

Puts the critter back to how nature intended.

Fer pryin' tha chair off'n tha beasties.

Sitting Thing Getter Offer

HAHA, IT SHALL BE NAKED