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Scorpion

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's dead. Good.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That better not be poisonous.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Now'd be a good time to smush it.

Cold and lifeless.

A wonderful example of a predatory arachnid! And poisonous to boot!

My first inclination is to poke it with a stick.

Ugh. Gnarly.

Too close, scary dude!

It kinda looks almost peaceful like that.

It's been exterminated.

A stinging seditionist!

Rather careless.

Such senseless violence.

Fried scorpion? Too dangerous.

Currently harmless.

It has been vanquished!

Your pointy tail is no match for me!

I have caught it napping!

It has felt the cruel sting of death.

You'll not be stinging me.

Don't wake up, cur.

I hope it had a good life!

Hello, fellow arachnid.

Sleep well, brother!

You had no purpose in life.

One sting and it could be over.

I wish you horrid nightmares.

I'll be honest, I don't care.

Keep your stinger to yourself, mister!

I'll just sneak by...

Ms. Wickerbottom

Deceased.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Scorpiones. But I'm not sure of which subspecies.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Dormant, thank goodness.

DEATH WILL HAS IS'T DAY

THEREBY HANGS A TAIL

WILBA DOES MURDER IN SLEEP

Just as gross dead as alive.

Ugh, gross!

I should step on it.

Ha! Is dead!

Stay away from Wolfgang!

Shhh. Is sleep.

For the best.

Keep out of my boots.

Still wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

Aye! 'Tis defeated!

A terible foe t'be sure.

Keelhaul tha'beast, while ye can!

No more stabby

Stabby bzzter