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Kind

Survivor

Slurper

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's so hairy!

Truly outstanding ocular sockets!

It's a little gross, but who am I to judge?

Rather parasitic.

It is not polite to slurp.

The fur foe thinks she's a hat!

Simple creatures. They exist only to sleep and feed.

Hairy tongue thing!

Ah, to be so simple.

I'll make you a deal: you keep your slobber, I'll keep my brain.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A classic example of symbiosis.

WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER FUR BREAKS?

Do they have little fires in their bellies?

No! No! Stay off head!

I think it's living hair.

Yer an ugly, scallywag.

Furry Head Eater

IT VIOLATED MY SMELLING MODULE.