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Snakeskin Hat

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It should repel the rain from my hair.

Smells not unlike wet snake.

Raindrops keep falling on my hat.

A rather clever way to keep oneself dry.

Tres cool.

Shall I wear the serpent?

Quite dashing, actually.

Does snakeskin make us look tough?

A hat of trophies, wrenched from the dead!

A good hat if you don't like being struck by lightning.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Rain repellent headwear!

HATH A FASHION AND A FUNCTION

Water just runs right off it.

Very good.

Now would this be a "touque" or a "tuque"?

On me head? Wear thet?

Snazzy Squirmy head thing

LEATHERY HEADWEAR