Words of the Constant
Snap Dragon
It's extremely not-alive.
Well I'm not rooting for you.
Torpid.
Rigor mortis has yet to set in.
Such a wonderfully homicidal plant! I should get closer.
I'm tempted to poke it with a stick.
Yeesh. What a way to go.
We don't have to fight.
Maybe I can just sneak past.
Bah! Almost too easy.
A rabid root!
Perhaps one might be able to sneak by...
Alas, even its roots are inedible.
Goodness! You are large.
Shhh.
Vanquished!
A vegetable - my mortal enemy!
Its slumber shall be its undoing!
Everything dies, it seems.
I have no quarrel with you. Yet.
Good. I hope it stays asleep.
That guy was mean anyway.
Why is that flower so mean?!
When it's asleep it doesn't look so mean.
One day I hope to join you.
It calls out for my demise.
Only momentarily less odious.
I promise, I will go on without you!
Well, I wanted an adventure.
It's dreaming of ground.
Its lifespan has ceased.
Truly a Lusus Naturae!
I should be careful not to wake it.
ALL LIVES MUST DIE
A VEGETABLE O' MEANESS
SUCH STUFF AS DREAMS ARE MADE ON
It's out of its misery.
I hope it breathes fire.
It's snoring.
Wolfgang win again!
Is to fight Wolfgang!
Plant is night-night time.
Pushin' up the daisies.
Not like any plant I seen.
Shhh. Don't wake it.
Its hatches 'avebeen batten'd.
Pr'pare t'be board'd, landlubb'r!
Hang 'em from the yardarm!
Oh dear
Big belly stuff?