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Derby Light

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Someone left their hat up there.

Attractive.

Nice hat, light!

I say! A derby hat!

It's dressed for dinner!

Its fancy hat doth not impress me!

A place to hang your hat.

Good. We need a light.

A futile attempt to dress up.

Ready to light up the town.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Completely unnecessary silliness.

'TIS A LIGHT O' FANCY HAT

Dressed up boring.

Hehe. Is funny hat light.

Ready for a night in the city.

Arrgh. Me pirate 'at be better'an that.

Light made of a Head Thing

WARNING: JOVIAL HAT DOES NOT COMPUTE