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Tuber

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Too bad tuber.

Given my delicate constitution, I'll refrain from eating it raw.

Doesn't look like it's ripe.

Doesn't look ripe at all.

Ah. It is not ripe yet.

Unripe non-meat.

Looks unripe.

I don't think it's ripe yet.

Will I be dead before it ripens?

How adventurous am I feeling?

Ms. Wickerbottom

It's rather poisonous when it's not ripe.

TUBER, OR NAUGHT TUBER

Should be ripe before I burn it.

Is food?

Better not eat it until it's ripe.

Give ya a bout of scurvy that.

Not ready

STILL LOADING...