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Survivor

Tuber Tree

Wilson P. Higgsbury

An axe won't cut it.

Its resilient husk will require something stronger than an axe.

Totally tubular.

Requires something other than an axe to chop that.

I do like tubers.

This tree cannot be felled by a mere axe.

An axe isn't going to cut it.

We can't cut that down with an axe.

An axe won't kill it.

A tree made of tubers! That'll be an adventure.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It's too tough for an axe.

WILBA CAN'ST NAUGHT CHOPPETH WITH AXE

An axe won't destroy this but fire will.

Axe is not strong for cutting this down.

I can't use you for these trees, Lucy.

'Tis too hardy fer an axe.

Odd friend

IT REQUIRES MORE THAN AN AXE