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Wilson P. Higgsbury

D'awww.

What an adorably destructive creature! I want to take it home with me.

I just wanna squish its face into my face.

Quite the weather we're having.

I bet it's delicious, but I just don't have the heart to find out.

You were the little guy doing all that huffing and puffing?!?

It's, uh... cute?

Its cheeks look so pinchable!

It has no awareness of the ills of this world.

It's always the cutest things that cause the most destruction.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Now how did you cause all that trouble?

YON FISH HATH WHISKERS

I've been burned by cute things before.

Ha ha! Is good friend.

Cute little fella.

Don't ye be lookin' at me wit' them sad eyes.

Those peepers...

YOU HAVE TO BE LAUNCHING A JOKE EXECUTABLE ON ME