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Fashion Melon

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Let the juice run down your face.

It's sticky and made with sticks. Fascinating!

Next best thing to a watermelon bikini.

Rather a fetching hat.

Aaaahhhhhh sweet relief...

It's almost like wearing a pelt.

This is one way to keep cool. And sticky.

This is the best idea we have ever had.

It's sticky on my head. Yuck.

Admit it. I look good in this.

Ms. Wickerbottom

That's certainly one thing you could do with a watermelon.

WILBA HEAD BE STICKY

Well, that's one use for this fruit.

Why not wear melon on head! Haha!

You can call me Mr. Melon.

I love me water fruits but this be ridiculous.

Watery head thing

HAT SEEMS INCOMPATIBLE WITH MY FUNCTION