Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's oddly monkey-sized.

Wagstaff

Did those simians steal this or does it belong to one of them?

Walani

I dig the style.

Warbucks

I wonder whom this belongs to.

Warly

Finally, the recognition I deserve. Does it get any bigger?

Wigfrid

I plunder what this is?

Maxwell

The inside is filthy.

Webber

We want to wear it.

Wendy

Monarchs must have tiny heads.

Wheeler

My head's too big. And this crown is too tarnished.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Who might this have belonged to?

Wilba

WHEREFORE IS'T UNEASY HEAD?

Willow

You'd have to have a tiny little head to fit this.

Wolfgang

Crown is falling apart!

Woodie

Luxurious.

Woodlegs

Kinda head fits this crown?

Wormwood

Won't fit

WX-78

HEADGEAR NOT SUITED TO A DEVELOPED CRANIUM