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Soggy Monkey

Wilson P. Higgsbury

He looks kind of regal.

I should wake him before he dies of exposure. But how?

Welcome aboard, bud!

Well, I can't say I'm glad about that.

Salutations, my good simian fellow!

I kneel to no king, even adorable ones!

Well I suppose there's no sending you back now.

He will make a nice friend.

His finery does nothing to mask the smell.

Looks oddly like he needs a crown.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Excuse me, monkey, do you require assistance?

'TIS A ROYAL LITTLE UNPIG

Fancy monkey.

Welcome, friend! Ha ha!

I made a new buddy.

Look at this fancy monkey!

Cheeky boss

MONKEY ROYALTY ACQUIRED