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Kind

Survivor

Zeb

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Deceased.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Giddy up.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Nap time!

Evidence would suggest it's now extinct.

Is it black with white stripes or white with black stripes?

That seems like a much more comfortable position for it.

You didn't deserve that!

Fewer legs means less walking.

Take a snooze, little dude.

I shall contact the glue factory.

A striped stooge!

Unaware and unarmed. Haw haw!

I'll not kick a dead horse.

You look like you have a lot of meat, my friend.

Am I desperate enough for horse meat?

May you find your missing limbs in Valhalla!

Two limbs short of a noble steed.

It slumbers.

Expired.

I prefer pinstripes.

Seems better suited to laying down.

Oh no. It died!

You've got no arms!

It's all tuckered out.

Say hello to my sweet sister.

They are free and wild.

I wish I could escape my horrors so easily.

I promise, I will go on without you!

Not a chess player I see.

It's going to take him a while to get up.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It has been terminated.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A bipedal mutation of Equus Zebra.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Slumbering.

'TIS SHUFFL'DED OFF

'TIS HORSEY O' A DIFFERENT COLOR

IS'T HORSEY SLEEPY TIMES

Now it's just meat.

Are horses supposed to only have two legs?

Down for the count.

Is not breathe.

Stripey horsey is have no arms.

Nighty night.

It's dead. Shouldn't kick it.

Some sort of striped horse.

It's taking a snooze.

Been scuttl'd.

A seahorse'o'th'land.

Takin' tha caulk.

Aw...

Neigh!