Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Wearing this makes me feel safe and insecure.

Wagstaff

Armor made from the dark fuel! I cannot wait to see its effects.

Walani

Eyuk! It makes my skin crawl.

Warbucks

Rather durable, yet there's something unsound about it.

Warly

Am I crazy to wear this?

Wigfrid

Strong, but I find my mind wanders...

Maxwell

Time to wrap myself in nightmares.

Webber

I'm a bit uneasy wearing this, but it's effective.

Wendy

A perfectly safe way to go insane.

Wheeler

Looks... safe?

Ms. Wickerbottom

A protective shroud that transfers attacks to another dimension.

Wilba

'TIS ARMOR MADE OF NIGHTMARE BITS

Willow

Like being wrapped in smoke.

Wolfgang

Is like wearing scary little rag!

Woodie

It makes me queasy to look at.

Woodlegs

Feels good ta put it on.

Wormwood

Brain Guard

WX-78

I WILL PROTECT MYSELF WITH NOTHINGNESS