Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That's a case of hat-hair waiting to happen.

Wagstaff

A captivating cap for cattle camouflage. And it keeps me warm!

Walani

It smells like beefalo.

Warbucks

One feels rather ungulate in this.

Warly

Fits perfectly.

Wigfrid

This is going to look good on me, I can tell.

Maxwell

How unfashionable.

Webber

We'll blend in perfectly.

Wendy

I shall cover my head.

Wheeler

It's all the rage with my beefalo friends.

Ms. Wickerbottom

This hat is hideous.

Wilba

A HAT OF HAIRY BEASTIE

Willow

I've taken his hair and put it on my own!

Wolfgang

Is good hat!

Woodie

Now I'm the king of the beefalo!

Woodlegs

Keeps me ears warm.

Wormwood

Warm

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THERE ARE TRACES OF FECAL MATTER EMBEDDED IN THE FIBERS