Words of the Constant
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Keeps me afloat, without my boat!
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Ingenious! The empty glass bottles will keep me buoyant!
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In case the waves get all gnar'.
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Hmm. Looks buoyant enough.
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Better safe than sorry.
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Adventure offers no true safety!
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Sadly my cultured countenance must take a backseat to sensibility.
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It pays to be safe.
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I'd prefer a dry grave, thank you.
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It's like a parachute for a boat.
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Safety first!
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'TIS FOR NAUGHT DROWN'DING
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But will it keep my lighter dry?
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Big seawater will not take Wolfgang now!
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A lil reassurance.
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Bah! For swabs only!
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Water saver
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ELIMINATES DEATH OUTCOME FROM SHIPWRECKING EVENTS
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