Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

This looks really heavy.

Wagstaff

Its weight increases when worn, but not when carried. Fascinating!

Walani

That's just overkill.

Warbucks

Rather burdensome but quite dependable.

Warly

Weighs a ton.

Wigfrid

Nearly impenetrable!

Maxwell

That really isn't my style.

Webber

Marbelous protection!

Wendy

Could stop the daggers that stab at mine heart.

Wheeler

It's like wearing a tank. Like driving a tank too.

Ms. Wickerbottom

An interesting choice of materials.

Wilba

'TIS ARMOR MADE OF ROCK BITS

Willow

If I have to fight I might as well be protected.

Wolfgang

I tie rocks to muscles.

Woodie

It's hard to swing an axe while wearing this.

Woodlegs

This'd sink like a stone in th'sea.

Wormwood

Heavy

WX-78

EXTRA HEAVY DUTY CASING.