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Beard Hair

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I made them with my face.

Facial hair that can be used for the manufacturing of belongings.

Someone is probably missing these.

Boorish!

Disgusting.

Fur of the crazies.

Hirsute.

In another life, I could've grown this.

That's just nasty.

Swell. I always wanted a bunch of scratchy hair.

Ms. Wickerbottom

This is human facial hair.

BY WILBA'S BEARD!

Uh, where did this come from?

Gross. These are not from my face.

My hair's not that colour. Not my beard, anyway.

Chinny whiskers.

Fuzzy

DISGUSTING