Words of the Constant
Coffee Plant
I think it needs to be fertilized.
This is a plant I could learn to love.
Maybe they'll grow back?
Looks malnourished.
I can reasonably deduce that it needs fertilization.
Fascinating! It's immune to the effects of combustion!
Theoretically, it will grow back.
Theoretically, it's too hot out.
Nooo, I need my java!
Java!
Hurry up and grow back!
If it grew on the volcano...
Rather outlived its usefulness.
I prefer tea.
I'm afraid it's been picked over.
Could do with a touch of fertilizer.
Come back, coffee!
Does that bush grow... coffee beans?!
I hope they grow back by tomorrow morning.
Come back, coffee!
Did you even put up a fight?
It bears strange volcano fruits.
Its fruits must be reborn.
Weakling bush!
Barren.
Delightful coffee beans.
I've picked them all.
Decay has overtaken it.
No more mean beans.
It's covered in the happy beans.
We took them all.
The bean bush looks sad.
It could use a pick me up.
A beany gift from the heavens.
All wounds heal in time, little bush.
I feel the same way.
Longs for the nourishing effects of poop.
I've learned never to turn down a free coffee.
I need coffee so I can deal with the fact that I can't have coffee.
Unlike me, it's very particular about where it lives.
It is not flowering at this time.
Coffea genus.
Bean gone awhile now.
It is too hot for the Coffea plant.
'TIS BARREN'D
BUSH O' ZOOM BEANS
NAUGHT RIPE
BUSH 'TIS TOO MUCH I' THE SUN
It's dripped its last drop.
Hot java from hot lava!