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Dumbrella

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The second umbrella keeps the first umbrella dry.

Its duplicate canopies have increased its effectiveness exponentially.

This should keep me at least twice as dry.

One assumes a third tier would be even better.

Ridiculous! I want one.

What kind of strange helm is this?

This looks silly.

One for each of us!

This seems excessive.

I'll be twice as sure to forget it at home now.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Two tiers of shelter!

HATH TWICE THE FANCIES!

If I bought this in a store I'd feel burned.

Two umbrellas is better than one.

Double the protection!

'Tis th'work of a madman.

Two Times Rain Taker

DESIGN REDUNDANCY PROVIDES PEAK PERFORMANCE