Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The feather increases the scientific properties of the writing.

Wagstaff

A lightweight writing implement for use on signage.

Walani

Lightweight. I like it.

Warbucks

A fine writing implement.

Warly

Lighter than my meringue.

Wigfrid

Perhaps I'll pen a saga of my journeys!

Maxwell

Not as elegant as a quill and inkwell, but it'll do.

Webber

Haha! It tickles!

Wendy

M...maybe I'll doodle something... When no one's looking.

Wheeler

So good it even makes my handwriting legible!

Ms. Wickerbottom

Oh, how I missed proper writing implements!

Wilba

WILBA CANST DRAWETH WITH A BIRDY THING

Willow

So what does the feather do again?

Wolfgang

Wolfgang must stick pinky out when holding it.

Woodie

The bird murder wasn't even necessary. Heh.

Woodlegs

Fer makin' me mark.

Wormwood

Draws the pretty pictures

WX-78

WHY IS THE FEATHER SO APPEALING? EXPLAIN NOW, FLESHLINGS