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Survivor

Jungle Tree

Wilson P. Higgsbury

What a waste of wood.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I feel like I could have prevented that.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Take that, nature!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That tree needs a hair cut.

Always glad to see an exothermic event.

Evidence of combustion.

How many rings does it have?

I wonder if this one is possessed?

That's not cool.

I know the feeling.

Sliced and diced.

It's like nature's canopy.

Those bananas are cooked!

A shame.

It took a bit of work to do that.

A fine specimen for The Polymathic Society.

Au revoir, tree.

Crisp, no?

Sliced!

Gigantesque!

The tree burns.

The tree is no more.

A strong tree, but not so strong as my axe.

There are no trees like this where I sail from.

It is not long for this world.

In another lifetime, perhaps.

I have used it for my own purposes.

I believe it wants me to chop it down.

Too hot!

It's not green anymore.

We cut it up!

Not a bad tree.

I should probably step back.

It's turned a beautiful shade of black.

What lovely destruction.

A jungle tree.

Not surprising considering it's made of wood.

Well, at least I know it's not alive.

That was my handiwork.

Swell. It's a tree.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It is burning.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A carbonized tree.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It has been harvested.

Ms. Wickerbottom

This species grows to great heights!

'TIS FWOOSHING!

'TIS FWOOSH'DED

'TIS CHOP'T

HATH LEAVES O' BIG

Wow! So much fire!

A major improvement.