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Volt Goat

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I don't think it liked being struck by lightning.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

"Baaaah" yourself!

Fascinating... The electrostatic discharge has infused it with rage.

Those horns look like insulated wire. Curious...

Majestic!

Do you think it would let me snuggle it?

Huzzah! A buzzing young buck!

I say! I do like those horns.

Goat milkshake!

I had a goat once.

The lightning has made you a unicorn warrior!

May I call you Unicorn?

Chaaarge!

What's it always chewing on?

It's all glowy.

My father kept goats.

Chaaaarge!

Look at those hooves.

My hair gets like that in a thunderstorm too.

Seems friendly enough.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Quite keen.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A variant of Capra aegagrus, keen on electricity.

'TIS SPARKLY BOUNCEY GOAT

'TIS A BOUNCEY GOAT

You're crazy!

Bouncy goat.

Is flash before eyes.

Hello, goat.

Nice goat, nice goat!

That's a nice pair of horns you've got there.

Me better keep me distance.

Them arr some mean lookin'orns.

Yaaah!

Lovely head branches

CHARGE IS INSUFFICIENT TO POWER OVERLOAD

DOES IT HAVE MECHANICAL INSIDES?