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Kind

Survivor

Splumonkey

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Curious little guy.

Akin to its earthly kin.

You think he can surf?

My word! Throwing poop is rather uncivilized!

A new species of irritation.

I don't trust him.

I don't have time for you!

He just wants to learn!

Living without the burden of intelligence must be nice.

I can launch things too, you know.

Ms. Wickerbottom

They produce quite an odor.

LITTLE UNPIG

Joke's on you! I can burn this poo.

Ugly monkey man!

Well then. That's a new one.

Me once saw a monkey wit' a hook claw.

Cheeky

AN EVEN DUMBER HUMANOID.