Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I have a strange desire to name it after myself.

Wagstaff

He he. I can see what those simians see in this amusing sphere.

Walani

What's that little dude? You want me to throw you?

Warbucks

Something to distract those simple fecal throwers.

Warly

Seems like a waste of a good banana. Cute though.

Wigfrid

A bit of monkey merriment.

Maxwell

What am I supposed to do with this?

Webber

We've made a friend!

Wendy

It makes me feel less alone. Plus I can throw it.

Wheeler

I'm pretty proud of the sewing job on this.

Ms. Wickerbottom

My primate decoy.

Wilba

'TIS PLAYTHING O' THE LITTLE UNPIG

Willow

I bet the monkeys would have a ball with this thing.

Wolfgang

Ha ha! Stupid monkey men.

Woodie

What're you smiling at?

Woodlegs

This be unsettlin'.

Wormwood

Hee hee. Fun!

WX-78

SOURCE OF OBJECTIONABLE MONKEY MIRTH