Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Nice and dry. This helmet will protect me from the elements.

Wagstaff

The water resistant properties of the aquatic bound bovine have transfered to this headgear.

Walani

I hope it doesn't mess up my ponytails.

Warbucks

Made from the artifact of those watery beasts.

Warly

Much more waterproof than a chef's hat.

Wigfrid

This helm will keep my scalp dry.

Maxwell

Sometimes one must sacrifice form for function.

Webber

How do we look?

Wendy

Dashing.

Wheeler

All the rage with the 'not dying' crowd.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A sturdy head covering.

Wilba

LOOKETH GOOD ON MINE HEAD

Willow

Ox-cellent!

Wolfgang

I have become more mighty!

Woodie

This is a hat befitting a Northerner.

Woodlegs

'Tis a hat o'th'ox.

Wormwood

Ear branches?

WX-78

MAMMALIAN-DERIVED HELMET