Words of the Constant
Piratihatitator
Fire doesn't really solve naming issues...
It's twisting my tongue.
My plans for a scientific revolution have gone up in flames.
If I could return home with this machine, I could revolutionize the world!
Fire always wins.
It holds many sea-crets.
Rather expected.
I have serious doubts about its scientific value.
It played its last magic trick.
This reminds me of something...
Its magic has floated away as embers.
What awkward sorcery is this?
Ashes to ashes.
Such a fascinating device.
All burned up!
This is definitely a thing. A magic pirate thing.
Whatever it was, it's burnt now.
I don't know what this is.
It probably deserved it.
It pillages the magical knowledge.
Not very useful now, is it?
It's a research machine, fueled by the nautical sciences.
'TIS FWOOSH'D
HAT O' SCIENCE
Now it's more my style.
This is just ridiculous.
It does nothing.
Strange contraption.
Not so funny anymore.
That's a funny lookin' contraption.
What a shame.
She looks great in thet hat.
Oh dear
Makes magic stuff
MY SPEECH SYSTEM WAS LABORING TO PRONOUNCE ITS NAME ANYWAY
WORD PRONUNCIATION PROGRAM REBOOTING...