Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

What a dangerous looking hat.

Wagstaff

In theory, this fabricated bravado will restore my mental state.

Walani

Feels wrong having these on my head...

Warbucks

A hat which strikes fear into one's enemies.

Warly

Look upon your king!

Wigfrid

A helm after my warriors heart!

Maxwell

I respect this fashion choice.

Webber

A smile to wear on our forehead!

Wendy

Chic, yet fearsome.

Wheeler

The gold tooth is a nice touch.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A crown of teeth.

Wilba

'TIS A HAT O' BITY-NESS

Willow

Wearing this gives me a toothy grin.

Wolfgang

Wolfgang's favorite hat!

Woodie

It's a hat made of teeth.

Woodlegs

Madness ta put th'devil's knives on me head.

Wormwood

Bitey Head Thing.

WX-78

I'M THE KING OF THIS PART OF THE WORLD