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Survivor

Snake Oil

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The label says "Jay's Wondrous Snake Oil!"

Ah, I made a fortune selling such concoctions in my youth.

I wasn't born yesterday.

I'll not be fooled again!

Why can't you be olive oil?

What powerful properties does this bestow?

Perhaps I could turn a profit with this.

It really works!

This fills me with a sense of mistrust.

I know it's a fake, but I still just have to try it!

Ms. Wickerbottom

The usefulness of this substance remains uncertain.

NOTHING COMES OF IT

I'm not convinced.

Good for shining Wolfgang's muscles!

I'm not falling for this.

Me knows a good deal when me sees it.

Hmmm...

THIS HAS NO BENEFICIAL PROPERTIES WHATSOEVER