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Speargun

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Oh, the science I could get up to with this!

A tool to propel homicidal weapons at an enemy.

Point. Shoot.

A hunting implement for seafaring fellows.

Long-range kebab-ing.

A coward's weapon.

This projectile flinger may come in handy.

We shoot it!

It deals death from a distance!

I prefer it when firing projectiles is accompanied by a honking noise.

Ms. Wickerbottom

I appreciate the advantage of a ranged gadget.

IT LET LOOSE THE STICK O' POKEYS

A handy tool upon the waves.

Spears will shoot now!

This is one skookum weapon!

A fine gutshooter ye'll make.

Patoo Machine

COME AT ME, SEA CREATURES