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Tar

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Do I have to hold it with my bare hands?

An excellent source of combustible material. But it sure does stink.

Why did I want this again?

I should prefer it if there were fossils buried within this.

Adds a truly unique flavor to licorice.

Surely a substance of pure evil.

Congealed evil.

Eww! It's stuck in our fur!

Thick, with a stench of corruption.

Looks horrible, smells worse. But I need it.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Historically used for waterproofing ships.

'TIS A BLACK GOO

I bet that burns real good!

Icky sticky black goo!

Stickier than tree sap, that.

Tis a m'ghty sticky sludge!

Dark Gloop

NOT FOR CONSUMPTION