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Tar Suit

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'll pitch a fit if I have to wear that.

An entirely effective rain suit! Could be a bit more durable.

This may have been my worst idea. Ever.

Really! Have I sunk so far?

I hope there are no feathers around!

This shall repel Aegir's clammy touch.

I hope this won't tar-nish my dapper image.

Oh, oh yuck! We'll never get that out of our fur!

To make my outside match my inside.

I like it. It says I'm willing to wear anything.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Effective, but not very durable.

MOST EXCELLENT FANCY SUIT

This might not be the safest thing to light fires in.

Water not get Wolfgang now.

You do what you gotta to survive.

Y'arr, cov'r me in tarr!

Feelin' gloopy

KEEP THE WATER OUT. KEEP IT OUTTT