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Wildbore House

Wilson P. Higgsbury

What a bore-ing house.

Rudimentary, but quite sound structurally.

Bores live in houses? Wild!

Those creatures appear to have a civilization of sorts.

How wild can they be if they live in houses?

A terrible place to live!

Is this what passes for architecture around here?

Muffled oinking is coming from inside.

Hopefully they won't invite me in.

I'd rather live on my balloon.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A shelter for the bore.

'TIS THE HOUSE OF WILDBORE

Add fire and you'd get BBQ!

Puny house could not hold me.

Looks like a house fulla hosers.

Bet them bores be knowin' how ta parrrrrty.

Anyone home?

HOW WILD CAN THEY BE IF THEY LIVE IN A HOUSE?