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Survivor

Probably more useful than a regular stick.

Salt makes everything taste better. Even salt.

I like it between my toes and nowhere else.

Heavy lifting...

Heavy lifting...

Remind me not to swim while carrying these!

Heavy lifting...

If this was bigger I could sand board.

I feel like a kid again!

I like it between my toes and nowhere else.

Go off!

See ya.

Not much to burn.

Board material?

Looks noodled.

Looks like I feel.

Ugh. Gnarly.

Too close, scary dude!

It kinda looks almost peaceful like that.

My favorite!

Poop hawk!

Ewww, its nethers are touching my waves...

Squishy.

No two are alike. Well, except those two. And, uh... that one.

A gift from the sea.

Wobster goes in. Dinner comes out.

Name says it all.

A little better I guess...

Roasted Seaweed

It's better with some crunch.

Gets caught on my board.

Now I can plant it where I want.

It looks totally pooped.

Buoyant Chiminea

I taught the fire how to surf.

Buoyant Chiminea

That thing's working waaaay too hard.

Buoyant Chiminea

It's okay, fire. You can take a rest if you want.

Buoyant Chiminea

Don't strain yourself, fire.

Buoyant Chiminea

I guess it needed a rest.

Buoyant Chiminea

It's running on fumes. Same!

Ughhh, I should refill it.

Does it work on surfboards?

Sweet. I can hire my own guard with this.

Security Contract

There's sparkly things down there!

Ugh, do I have to like, plant these?

They get stuck in my teeth.

I'm not really the "sewing" kind.

Hey!

I could shove my face right in this.

You're pretty cute for my worst nightmare.

There are kitties jammin' inside.

Just sand?