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Survivor

Looks breakable.

I'll just let that do all the work for me.

I hope you can't swim.

Nice warm soup.

Snake Bone Soup

Not much use to anyone now.

Those vines are mine.

Looks a little tangled.

I wasn't born yesterday.

I could make a scaly bikini out of this!

Raindrops keep falling on my hat.

Why bother when I have my board?

Leave me alone!

Sorry, little snake dude.

Go away!

My buddy has a bodacious bite!

Yeesh. What a way to go.

We don't have to fight.

Maybe I can just sneak past.

It tastes with its feet. Gross.

Bring me my slippers.

Hey there, little guy!

For stabbing problems.

Point. Shoot.

Highly contagious.

Poison Speargun

Seems a little aggressive.

Ready. Aim. Fire-y.

Want to take a sick day?

Why can't we all just get along?

Cheers!

Spicy Vegetable Stinger

I wonder if it will rain now?

Crawly creep.

Aww, it's so peaceful and disgusting.

They don't like trespassers.

Starts a spider farm.

Why does health food taste so bad?

Ha! I'm your boss now, spiders!

It's a hole. Full of SPIDERS.

I don't bow to royalty.

How rude of you to drop in!

Dangling Depth Dweller

I see you over there!

Dude! It's dead!

Yeesh!

Shh. Don't wake the scary monkey.

As long as they stay over there, I'm good.

Hang ten, little spider monkey things.

No thank you!

Now I can rest in peace.

Back off, you're germy!

Hope you're having a nightmare.

Gag material!