Words of the Constant

Ohh. Fancy.

Blown Glass Bulb

A pretty little light.

Hanging Blooming Lamp

A light with a cherry on top.

Cherry Lamp Shade

It's a light. I'll take it.

Rope Light

It's a light. I'll take it.

Nice hat, light!

I've resolved to be more of a lover than a fighter.

Swordfish

Maybe I could wax my board with this stuff.

Taffy

I'm glad it can't fly.

Tallbird

There's a little dude relaxin' inside.

Tallbird Egg

Now if I could only get giant toast.

Fried Tallbird Egg

Gelatinous...

Raw...

Hope it doesn't hard boil.

It's growing...

C'mon squirt.

Bunch of future pecky jerks.

Tallbird Nest

The eggs have flown the coop.

Tallbird Nest

Why did I want this again?

Tar

Will this fit on a surfboard?

Tar Lamp

This may have been my worst idea. Ever.

Tar Suit

It's gonna run out of fuel.

Tar Extractor

I'm giving Mother Nature a rest.

Tar Extractor

It's doing everything for me. Great!

Tar Extractor

Aww, the tar's seeping right into the ocean water.

Tar Slick

Sticky and environmentally unfriendly!

Caffeine!

Hey little tree!

I heard it's good for allergies.

Seed Pod

A good meal for little effort.

Cooked Seed Pod

One day you'll be big and strong.

Tea Tree Sapling

It's got a ton of acne under those feathers. Haha, gross.

Smallish Tallbird

They're always hungry!

Smallish Tallbird

You've eaten me out of base and camp!

Smallish Tallbird

I think it likes purple gems.

Good to go!

Good for when I don't feel like walking. Which is always.

Telebrella

Do I really want to go through that?

Get your weird face out of here, dude!

It still won't let me through.

It'd take a lot of effort to put this back together.

This looks important.

Box Thing

You wanna come with me, huh?

Crank Thing

Isn't there supposed to be more to it?

Stone Thing

Looks like something I should take.

Rock Thing

It hooks up to something, but what?

Lever Thing

Don't know what it is, but it's probably important.

Relic Thing