Words of the Constant

Warbucks

That beak is quite fascinating.

Toucan
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Good for the constitution.

Trail Mix
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A curious contraption.

Electrical Doodad
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Handy for acquiring meat!

Trap
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I say! Rather more effective this way.

Tooth Trap
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Harrumph. Rather gauche.

Maxwell's Tooth Trap
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Quite effective in collecting sea rubbish.

Trawl Net
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Quite a passive activity.

Trawl Net
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One must be patient about such things.

Trawl Net
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The time is nigh!

Trawl Net
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Rather poorly just now.

Chest
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A place for all my accumulated wealth.

Chest
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One must be wary about such gifts.

Treasure Chest
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I'm afraid the way is blocked.

Warbucks

That palm tree has made itself portable!

Palm Treeguard
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A rather grandiose bit of flora.

Great Leafy Stalk
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Rather classical weapon.

Trident
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I didn't lose them after all. Haw Haw!

Melty Marbles
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What a chattering artifact!

Second-hand Dentures
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The artifact of a miniature automaton!

Lying Robot
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A cephalopodic artifact!

Dessicated Tentacle
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A tin canister?!

Orange Soda
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The artifact of some ancient culture, no doubt!

Voodoo Doll
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A musical treasure.

Ukulele
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Ancient script perhaps?

License Plate
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I'm afraid it's not my style.

Old Boot
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A pity it's been broken.

Ancient Vase
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Absolutely mind-boggling.

Brain Cloud Pill
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What sort of artifact is this?

Fake Kazoo
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A civilized tool!

Sextant
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I have doubts as to its seaworthiness.

Toy Boat
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A pity it was not full of something stronger than wax.

Wine Bottle Candle
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An automaton not fit for the sea.

Broken AAC Device
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Looks rather Phrygian!

Gord's Knot
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A gnomatic artifact.

Gnome
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What kind of artifact is this?

Tiny Rocketship
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Might be useful for bartering.

Frazzled Wires
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Haw haw! What fun!

Ball and Cup
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I should like a nice soak in the tub.

Hardened Rubber Bung
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I've no need for buttons, but I suppose someone might.

Mismatched Buttons
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I should like to study this.

Queen Malfalfa
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Perhaps I could send one back to the Polymathic Society.

Post Card of the Royal Palace
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I say! Rather odd artifact to find hereabouts.

Can of Silly String
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Rather refined bit of dinner, if I do say so myself.

Tropical Bouillabaisse
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Ah... this will keep out the heat.

Tropical Fan
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Such beauty!

Tropical Fish
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Cozy, and quite the fashion.

Breezy Vest
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Fits rather snuggly.

Puffy Vest
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One never 'nose' what one might find. Haw haw!

Koalefant Trunk Steak
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He'll not miss it.

Koalefant Trunk