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Survivor

Magnifique.

Unimportant Pillar

This water is not food safe.

Does Lady Luck smile upon me today?

I suppose it could double as a dining table.

One could eat off it, I suppose.

Reminds me of my culinary school days.

Not very fancy.

Flavorless.

I could eat on that!

Not the best butchering tool.

Ah. Le Chat Noir.

Rather dramatic.

Well said.

Embroidery Hoop

Mon dieu, I look a sight!

Full Length Mirror

Hmm...

I suppose meat must be gotten somehow.

A smorgasbord of rocks.

Fine decoration for a dinner party.

I prefer the dinner table.

He looks well fed.

Fine decoration for a dinner party.

Appropriate for the smokehouse.

Planed Wood Column

Robust.

I'll only need the kitchen.

Deed of Home Ownership

I once had a saucier who looked like that.

Giant eyeball... soup?

Deerclops Eyeball

Ah. It's like a fallen cake.

Deflated Balloon

I wish is was a picnic basket.

A permit to break a few eggs.

Demolition Permit

Perhaps one day it will return.

It's all used up... for now.

Well past its expiry date.

Will you recover soon, little tuft?

Efficient, oui?

No, I am a traditionalist.

It's making a bit of a mess, isn't it?

Suspicious Dirt Pile

Disarmingly simple to use.

Disarming Tools

It is the icing on the face.

Hmm, keep looking.

A finely tuned radar stick.

I can almost smell it!

I've caught onto something!

Warmer, warmer...!

Is it a chopping block?

Divining Rod Holder

How do I turn it on?

Divining Rod Holder

Preparation complete!

Divining Rod Holder

That looks important.

Divining Rod Holder

I'd imagine that hurt.

Ridiculous! I want one.

I see potential in this poultry.