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Survivor

Will it help me be a better cook?

Living Artifact

Come to me, precious!

I've truly outdone myself!

Being stranded is no reason not to eat well!

I am waiting for you!

One step closer to my mouth.

Could use garlic-butter...

Delicious Wobster

I'll get you out, mon ami!

Soon it won't be good for much.

An important aspect of my art.

These logs might be better suited to a fire...

Mmm, lotus root...

I should cook something up with this.

A fine delicacy!

Cooked Lotus Root

Please have fresh underwear inside!

How alluring.

Growing meat from the ground? Now I've seen it all...

I could chop many an onion with this!

It's practically dripping with magicks.

This rocks.

This rocks.

Wonder if I could harvest goldleaf from this?

Wonder if I could harvest goldleaf from this?

To see the finest details.

Magnifying Glass

Free him!

I should like to get to the root of this mystery...

Have I discovered a new root vegetable?!

Do not pick! Do not pick!

Those deafening root vegetables live in there.

Loud root vegetable.

What an otherworldly flavor!

Could use... an explanation...

I wonder what its water content is?

I'd say its current water content is zero.

The texture is exceptionally comforting.

Would make a nice counter top.

I wonder how many counter tops I could get out of this...

How supremely unnatural!

It burns like any other bush.

A prickly customer.

Not sure I want to do that again.

I wonder if it is edible.

I wonder if it is edible.

You will not be missed.

The wood gives off a unique aroma when burned.

There. Now you cannot prick anyone.

I am ever so glad I'm not a tree hugger.

You! You... villain!

He must eat massive sandwiches.

A light is always welcome.

Maxwell's Light