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Survivor

But where is the key?

I wonder what is in his record collection?

Maxwell's Phonograph

Heavy is the bum that sits on the throne...

Nightmare Throne

If only it were edible...

Snaptooth Seedling

I'm not plant food!

Snaptooth Seedling

I don't want to wake it.

Snaptooth Seedling

I must remember to cut across the grain.

I'm having a ball!

Medicinal leaves with some added flavor.

Too dry! Too dry!

Ready to test on my teeth!

Not quite dry enough.

Now it is more like a rehydrating rack...

Just like the chefs of the stone age!

Could use chipotle...

Fishmongers!

You bring the sea with you.

I think it needs to burned again! Pee-eew!

Its odor is not improving with time...

That fire got the smell out.

Fisherfolk live here. I can smell it.

Fisherfolk live here. I can smell it.

Fishermerm's Hut

I wonder if it is a secret menu?

Message in a Bottle

I wonder what vintage used to be in this bottle...

I prefer a chef hat.

Aha! Now that is using my head!

Like a cool ocean breeze.

Too small for a restaurant sign.

I could draw the specials on there.

This would be better off in the ground.

Stay away!

Ancient Guardian

I appreciate the attention to its aesthetic detail.

Large Ornate Chest

I wonder, if ground up into a powder...

Guardian's Horn

Are you spying on me?

Do you "dig" your new surroundings?

Something dwells beneath.

Neat vision!

It is a nice hill, but I won't make a mountain of it.

A new species of irritation.

Seems like a waste of a good banana. Cute though.

Silly Monkey Ball

An absolute madhouse.

What a wasted effort...

Monster Lasagna

Hmmm, nice marbling...

Could use... better judgment...

This is a culinary abomination. I'm appalled.

Monster Tartare

I wish you were a bit less moose-y and a lot more goose-y!

I think I'll leave this egg quite alone!

Moose Egg / Goose Egg

We disagree on where my blood is best used.

I do not care to be this close to it! Vile!

Ugh! It can only be filled with one thing.