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Survivor

You would flavor a soup nicely. Your shell could be the bowl!

Be the snail.

Yuck!

Nature giveth, and nature grosseth.

If only I had crazy glue.

Hello food... uh, friend.

I suppose I could whip something up for you.

You look famished!

Fresh protein!

Could use a teriyaki glaze...

A fragile pot.

'Smelt' bad, if you ask me.

Stay back or I'll turn you into something savory!

A slight variation on a cherished recipe.

Snake Bone Soup

That smoky aroma always makes me hungry...

How divine! It has been de-vined.

I do wish those were grapevines...

Why can't you be olive oil?

Would make a haute apron.

Tres cool.

Perhaps I'll sail to a land of spices.

Yeeouch. I'll keep away from him.

Bones always make for a good broth.

I have no quarrel with you!

I'll need to butcher you ever so carefully.

Alas, even its roots are inedible.

Goodness! You are large.

Shhh.

Escar-goodness gracious!

You'll make a fine filet.

I do enjoy a good mutton.

For kebab-ing.

Long-range kebab-ing.

It would make me sick to use this on good meat.

Poison Speargun

Now we're cooking!

Pull the trigger and voila! Dinner is done!

It would make me sick to use this on good meat.

I'm better with a spatula.

My bag of chef's tricks!

Add a little spice.

Spicy Vegetable Stinger

Please no rain!

You are not for eating.

It should make itself a silk pillow.

A spider has to live somewhere, I suppose.

This is probably a delicacy somewhere.

Alternative medicine.

Well, it is on my head now. Best make the most of it.

I have no reason to investigate any further.

I will not bend the knee to the likes of you!

Ah, the old "drop from the ceiling and commit violent acts" act.

Dangling Depth Dweller