Words of the Constant

Wigfrid

What sickness is this?

Dung Ball
Wigfrid

She has fallen in battle.

Dung Beetle
Wigfrid

A mounted foe!

Dung Beetle
Wigfrid

May her dreams be as foul as the spheres she rides.

Dung Beetle
Wigfrid

She has been thrown from her foul mount!

Dung Beetle
Wigfrid

Surely this came from a giant's backside!

Dung Pile
Wigfrid

It has been picked through.

Dung Pile
Wigfrid

Smells like my battle boots.

Durian
Wigfrid

Why did I cook this again?

Extra Smelly Durian
Wigfrid

Tiny nature bits.

Durian Seeds
Wigfrid

Yes, most practical!

Rabbit Earmuffs
Wigfrid

This is not of my ear.

One True Earring
Wigfrid

Delicious, slimy snake fish.

Eel
Wigfrid

Hot eel!

Cooked Eel
Wigfrid

Purple and bulbous.

Eggplant
Wigfrid

Food for the weak.

Braised Eggplant
Wigfrid

Tiny nature bits.

Eggplant Seeds
Wigfrid

I sense the spirit of a berserker within you, plant.

Elephant Cactus
Wigfrid

Finally the earth sprouts a worthy adversary!

Prickly Elephant Cactus
Wigfrid

Coward!

Elephant Cactus Stump
Wigfrid

It's no Viking longship, but it will carry me.

Encrusted Boat
Wigfrid

The wood's ablaze!

Evergreen
Wigfrid

Loge took that one.

Evergreen
Wigfrid

Chopped by the warrior of the woods!

Evergreen
Wigfrid

I feel at home in the woods.

Evergreen
Wigfrid

The wood's ablaze!

Lumpy Evergreen
Wigfrid

Loge took that one.

Lumpy Evergreen
Wigfrid

Chopped by the warrior of the woods!

Lumpy Evergreen
Wigfrid

A good, sturdy tree.

Lumpy Evergreen
Wigfrid

Don't get rain in your eye!

Eyebrella
Wigfrid

Don't point your eyeball at me, foliage!

Eye Plant
Wigfrid

The eye of the laser god stares into my soul.

Houndius Shootius
Wigfrid

An ancient eyeball of protection!

Houndius Shootius
Wigfrid

Sewing is not warrior's work...

Cloth
Wigfrid

Serves you right for not growing meats!

Wigfrid

I can't grow meat, what's the point?

Wigfrid

They're growing stronger.

Wigfrid

It wants a turd feast.

Wigfrid

The luxuries of camp, on the go.

Luxury Fan
Wigfrid

Seems a bit flashy for battle.

Feather Hat
Wigfrid

Perhaps I'll pen a saga of my journeys!

Feather Pencil
Wigfrid

The brave birds gift me their swift feathers!

Feather Lite Sail
Wigfrid

A token from the ravens!

Jet Feather
Wigfrid

Red as my hair.

Crimson Feather
Wigfrid

Winter's feather.

Azure Feather
Wigfrid

A feather from Thor's bird.

Thunder Feather
Wigfrid

I will consume you meaty beans!

Feijoada
Wigfrid

She looks unhappy upon her throne.

Wigfrid

Tis not my kind of fencing.

Wood Fence
Wigfrid

A tiny replica of Valhalla's gates.

Wood Gate