Words of the Constant
A companion for my many conquests!
It has come from the depths of a mighty bird!
A pile of ancient rocks.
Odin's beard 'tis a fine rug.
Rug! Prepare to be stepped upon!
This animal hath been conquered.
What warrior hath fallen here?
This animal hath already been conquered.
Its cuteness hath conquered mine heart!
It maketh mine feet cozy.
Metal doth not comfort mine feet.
T'would prepare mine feet for war!
It maketh mine feet cozy.
Its flowers doth smell like old rug.
This animal hath been conquered.
Rug! I shall step on thee!
Stare upon my glory, rug!
What strange material is this?
It maketh mine feet cozy.
It maketh mine feet cozy.
Rug! I shall step on thee!
It sticketh to mine feet.
A tribute to a mighty maw.
A crown, that fights!
A warrior's wand!
Its days are not done.
Mighty steeds can be unsaddled with this.
Now to find a faithful steed.
Oh to fly on the wings of Valkyrie!
I ride to victory or death!
A curious sail, but it shall do.
I command the wind!
Minerals, not meat.
You are a very clean dirt.
Bagged sand.
This bag of sand battles the water!
Water crashes against it feebly!
Keeps the floods at bay.
I will not make a mountain out of a sandhill.
I want to pretend I'm a giant and crush it!
Time has crushed it.
I do not think I can best this rock in combat.
Clever rock, you cannot surprise a warrior!
Nooo! My spears!
I will make it into a spear.
I have slain the small tree!
It has been shriveled by the heat.
It has been vanquished!
Your pointy tail is no match for me!
I have caught it napping!