Words of the Constant
This is my best invention yet.
At least I can start it up again.
It's hot to the touch.
Fire tipped.
I feel inspired.
I hope that thing is waterproof.
I'm a sucker for this guy.
It's gotta be worth something.
I'm rich!
A coin worth my gentlemanly stature.
I should have added a beefalo bell.
Teleportation can be so useful.
It's an orange gem.
This beats walking.
I feel like it's watching me.
These creatures seem reasonable.
Nice and dry. This helmet will protect me from the elements.
Is it dripping...?
I grabbed the ox by the horn.
I bet I could pack'im full of stuff.
This seems like something I should carry around.
I'm fond of these fronds.
Shade, sweet shade.
My hair looks good wet... it's when it dries that's the problem.
What a waste of wood.
I feel like I could have prevented that.
Take that, nature!
How tropical.
It may contain something fantastic! Or horrible.
I can serenade the animals.
It likes rich food.
Some sheets of paper.
I find myself fresh out of crackers.
An ex-parrot.
An azure bird.
It's just resting.
I try not to eat anything with a name.
Nothing more than a dressed up thief.
Dead-eyed.
That bush is alive!
It's getting some shut-eye.
Still blinking.
BEHOLD! I'M A BIRD!
Colorful and unsettling.
Look! An iris bush.
Royal-key.
Lifeless.
Are they even the same species?
It's dormant.
I can perform amputations if anyone'd like to wear it for real.