Words of the Constant

Wigfrid

The home of Thor's bird.

Thundernest
Wigfrid

A hat worthy of Thor.

Thunderhat
Wigfrid

A tiny lake!

Tidal Pool
Wigfrid

Soggy plant.

Plant
Wigfrid

I've got the eye of the tigershark!

Eye of the Tiger Shark
Wigfrid

Take me to Valhalla, devil of the sea!

Tiger Shark
Wigfrid

The shadow of the beast!

Wigfrid

It doesn't match my costume.

Top Hat
Wigfrid

Someone has found use for non-meat.

Intricate Topiary
Wigfrid

Perfect for a nighttime assault.

Torch
Wigfrid

The wind has taken furious form!

Tornado
Wigfrid

Fight with me, long-nosed bird! Together we shall dine in Valhalla!

Toucan
Wigfrid

Meat of a nut is not true meat.

Trail Mix
Wigfrid

A marvel of science.

Electrical Doodad
Wigfrid

A well constructed trap. I will have my meal.

Trap
Wigfrid

A most clever trap for one's foes.

Bramble Trap
Wigfrid

A treacherous trap.

Tooth Trap
Wigfrid

An excellent mace wasted, buried in the ground.

Maxwell's Tooth Trap
Wigfrid

I shall ransack the sea!

Trawl Net
Wigfrid

Plunderful!

Trawl Net
Wigfrid

The plunder will sink soon.

Trawl Net
Wigfrid

I think my plunder will sink soon.

Trawl Net
Wigfrid

Its walls were torn down by fire.

Chest
Wigfrid

A place to store my helm and spear whilst I rest.

Chest
Wigfrid

I am always ready.

Treasure Chest
Wigfrid

A dead end! I must stand and fight.

Wigfrid

To arms!

Palm Treeguard
Wigfrid

Surely I stand before Yggdrasil!

Great Leafy Stalk
Wigfrid

A weapon fit for a god!

Trident
Wigfrid

Toys do not interest a great warrior such as I.

Melty Marbles
Wigfrid

A token of victory.

Second-hand Dentures
Wigfrid

A warrior encased in fine armor.

Lying Robot
Wigfrid

Shorn from a hideous monster.

Dessicated Tentacle
Wigfrid

What foul mead is this?

Orange Soda
Wigfrid

The toy of a babe. Or is it?

Voodoo Doll
Wigfrid

A weapon of annoyance.

Ukulele
Wigfrid

A piece of armor?

License Plate
Wigfrid

A warrior walks to Valhalla barefoot...

Old Boot
Wigfrid

I don't recognize the craftsmanship.

Ancient Vase
Wigfrid

It is always clear skies for a righteous warrior.

Brain Cloud Pill
Wigfrid

Accompaniment for the song of my triumphs.

Fake Kazoo
Wigfrid

Some kind of crude weapon?

Sextant
Wigfrid

A child's longship.

Toy Boat
Wigfrid

Soggy candle.

Wine Bottle Candle
Wigfrid

A broken something.

Broken AAC Device
Wigfrid

Even my spear cannot undo this knot.

Gord's Knot
Wigfrid

A small, peculiar man.

Gnome
Wigfrid

Will it take me to Asgard?

Tiny Rocketship
Wigfrid

Useless technology.

Frazzled Wires
Wigfrid

No time for games! There is battle at hand!

Ball and Cup